A Kinder, Gentler Machine Gun Hand

I just discovered Google's corporate motto, and okay -- it creeps me out.

Don't Be Evil.

I mean, if you have to remind yourself constantly not to be evil, I mean -- dude -- isn't that one step removed from proclaiming: "I will stop beating my wife"?

Do you think they can pull it off? I mean the whole not being evil thing?

[shudder]